Hello. This is Harley Quinn. Today, I’m going to be announcing three exciting newproducts coming from DC. A new way to disrupt super-villains without getting yourhands dirty, a hilarious comic about a super-cute clown girl who everyone is in lovewith, and a story about an angry industrialist whose portfolio value is throughthe roof. Three products. Disrupting super-villainy, a super cute clown girl, and anangry industrialist. Are you getting it? Is this making sense?! I’m talking about thenew issue of my comic! It’s all in there. Hello? Is this thing on? Does anyone evenread these things?????
